Hey, self.

Today, you presented a 196 seminar, had a triple-espresso cappuccino while talking about the final happy days of college, attended a Phi Kappa Phi recognition ceremony in a barong and slacks and tappity black leather shoes, then had your first ever meal at Conti's, which turned out to have quite a good taste-to-price ratio. In the evening, you were too lazy to do anything of import, even though you had some raket work to be done. Screw that, it was much easier to be lazy, what an achiever you were. You truly deserved the recognition of an international honors society, self.