He realizes that he has had enough of carrying that Retarded Cow around, and throws it down to the ground in a fit of rage. He goes over to that cow, and after he has gone over to the cow, why, he sits on it and takes it by the horns as if they were handlebars. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the cow in question is a stuffed cow, and though it does not buck him off and facilitate a gory, untimely death, neither will it actually take him anywhere. It does not even make for a comfortable seat.
He stands up and furtively kicks the stupid cow off the road to disappear forever.
[ALERTS: Jomel Imperio has lost a friend.
Jomel Imperio has gained the status Mean to Retards, reducing his Karma by 5x his Compassion.]
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