State of the Momeng address.

Your last semester as a physics undergraduate at the University of the Philippines seems set to be, frankly, quite a shameful one. You did not make any progress on your thesis except the bare minimum necessary, and used only old, insignificant results. This lack of progress is thoroughly unjustifiable. You only had nine units (three of which were for the thesis itself), you had all the time in the world, but you did not accomplish anything.

Yeah, yeah, it's just an undergraduate thesis, right, who cares? Well, here's some news buddy, you should have cared. Guess it's way past that point now, right, with barely a week to the draft deadline? You can't even get yourself to work on it now, can you? Sigh.

Go, take comfort in the fact that in a few weeks' time this will all be over, and, yea, all shall be rejoicing. But let the record show one more instance of disappointment, of procrastination, of, there's no escaping it, failure. Way to go, Momeng.